Swashbuckle Audrey Hepburn is as beautiful as her namesake - elegant, stately, and very intelligent. Audrey's hobbies include collecting mid-20th century Danish designer furniture, and staying up-to-date with world events, with a particular focus on the activities of United Nations and UNESCO in protecting cultural heritage and alleviating poverty. We would like to say more about Audrey, but have been advised she has engaged a lawyer who demands we make no further comment. We understand Audrey will be serving a defamation action against us, on the basis that she is not a dog, but a fully-equal human member of the family, and therefore must be listed amongst the dog-owners. Audrey, through her lawyer, is demanding she be removed from the Dog Profile section immediately. Of course we will be contesting the action, and will let everyone know how it goes. The case is currently adjourned while Audrey prepares to have her last litter of puppies soon.